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Beastie Boys - Body Movin' (Fatboy Slim Remix)
Embedding disabled. *dead


written by therealblankman  | 7 hours 33 minutes 6 seconds ago | CH
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Jeff Goldblum Best Story Ever
From "The Hour" on CBC, which is in *Canada.


written by therealblankman  | 8 hours 34 minutes 19 seconds ago | CH
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The Parental Porn Blocker: New from Conan O'Brien!
*kill


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Quagmire hates Brian rant.
Stupid Brian, of course there's no 'A' in defenite.


written by therealblankman  | 3 days 9 hours 29 minutes ago | CH
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Bright green meteor fall caught on CCTV camera
F) Last Night's Dinner


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Jimmy Carr on Women
Lo sentimos. Este video no esta disponsible. Esta *deado.


written by therealblankman  | 3 days 10 hours 11 minutes ago | CH
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EndAll (Member Profile)
All better now, thanks. I didn't use the embed you suggested, the one I used is the same footage with "Go to Hell" tacked on to the end.

In reply to this comment by EndAll:
Fix - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjcJjLUgZ08


written by therealblankman  | 3 days 14 hours 59 minutes ago | CH
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Swype > iPhone typing
Here's a link to my new cell phone- bought last week... http://reviews.cnet.com/cell-phones/motorola-renew-w233-t/4505-6454_7-33485041.html.

Cheap-ass Motorola candy-bar phone, no camera, no smart features whatsoever.

It's hard to think of anyone who has a cell phone as a luddite, but there you go.


written by therealblankman  | 4 days 8 hours 30 minutes ago | CH
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hot chocolate toppings: marshmallows vs whipped cream (User Poll by peggedbea)
Jesus Christ on a Pogo stick, what is this, the "Everybody Votes" channel on Wii? How about some real questions that are relevant to living life as an adult, like say "Liberal or Conservative", "Paper or Plastic", "Cash or Charge", "Electric or Wet Shave", "Human or blankfist"?!?


written by therealblankman  | 4 days 10 hours 14 minutes ago | CH
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What is money?
Looks like the recent *promote might have *killed it *dead.


written by therealblankman  | 4 days 10 hours 21 minutes ago | CH
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Largest non-nuclear explosion in history (for a while)
I'll bet the fishing was good that afternoon.


written by therealblankman  | 4 days 10 hours 57 minutes ago | CH
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Olbermann Special Comment On New Orleans Free Health Clinic
*dead, shame


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Top Gear - The Best Road In The World
Watch out for Vampyr driving Dacia Sanderos, they like those Carpathian roads.


written by therealblankman  | 6 days 7 hours 45 minutes ago | CH
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Rape, Rape, Rape, Rape!
Job Applicant "Rape, arson, murder, rape".
Hedley Lamarr "You said 'Rape' Twice".
Job Applicant "I like rape".


written by therealblankman  | 6 days 13 hours 53 minutes ago | CH
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Boxer doesn't think he can get knocked out
"I wasn't knocked out". You just keep telling yourself that.

On another note, this is from an actual TV show? That people watch? For entertainment?


written by therealblankman  | 6 days 14 hours 6 minutes ago | CH
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Sidney the Baby Otter Playing Around
Otters don't belong on living room carpets, they belong in the ocean. Downvote with prejudice.


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Speed Cooking- serving live snake and fish
Fucking barbaric. Upvote for posterity and general awareness.


written by therealblankman  | 1 week ago | CH
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Visualizing Empires Decline
It would be interesting to see the American Empire brought into this illustration.


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paul4dirt (Member Profile)
In reply to this comment by paul4dirt:
that's actually Johann Strauss "An der Schönen, Blauen Donau" Op.314

You are of course completely correct, I feel the complete fool. Fixed tags and title.

As repentance I have posted this for your musical edification, thanks... http://www.videosift.com/video/Herbert-von-Karajan-conducts-Strauss-Blue-Danube-Waltz


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Mister Methane performs Blue Danube and blows out candles.
>> ^paul4dirt:
that's actually Johann Strauss "An der Schönen, Blauen Donau" Op.314


You are of course completely correct, I feel the complete fool. Fixed tags and title.

As repentance I have posted this for your musical edification, thanks... http://www.videosift.com/video/Herbert-von-Karajan-conducts-Strauss-Blue-Danube-Waltz


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