Awesome.

Isn't the point supposed to be that nationalism is stupid?

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So there.

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So good.

quite the funnaye, but still in the "my shlong is bigger than yours" category.

Meh... barely cracked a smile at that. Pity... good material that Fox buffoonery.

OH Canada! Our Home and Native Land!

A good retort to Gutfeld, until near the end. I'm Canadian and I am getting tired of Canadians bringing up the War of 1812 and the burning of Washington. Yeah, we burnt the capital of the United States to the ground... almost 200 years ago. And it wasn't like it was really Canada, it was thousands of seasoned British veterans led by experienced commanders who took along some Canadian provincials to fight an inexperienced and smaller American army supported by relatively unorganized militias (very few of whom left their homes to fight on the campaigns).

There are a lot better examples for Canadians to use.

P.S., we didn't burn it down in 1812, it was actually burnt down in 1814, during the War of 1812 (which lasted 3 years).

nice.. real nice.

Awww... that wasn't 22 minutes.

Hee hee. Apparently the "White" house used to be a lovely pink stone. Unfortunately the only way to remove the scorch marks was just to whitewash it.

>> ^ravioli:
quite the funnaye, but still in the "my shlong is bigger than yours" category.


but still, this actually used humour... or "funny word thingies" as they say down south at Fox late-nite...

Though the things Fox said were high on the douche meter. I think it's time to let it go. Doug Benson already got his Canadian tour dates canceled, and getting Fox in Canada means you gotta pay premium cable to get it. Damage done!

"Ohhh, burn!!!!" sounds appropriate here.

ILL END YOU CANADA!

Open letter to people who think American could succeed in an invasion and occupation of the Dominion of Canada.



Dear loser,

I'd love to see America, launch an attack on Canada, and hold our vast country, which is flipping really cold for most of the year. Canadian Soldiers are well trained modern day combat troops. They train for winter warfare / survival. American soldier huddling in -45 degrees below.

American Soldier: "Hey guys, the unarmored humvee won't start!"
Dude: "Do you have a block heater? It's fucking cold outside."
American Soldier: "What the fuck is a block heater?"
Other Dude: "The thing our military couldn't afford to equip all our vehicles with before they sent us to fight here!"
American Soldier: "Mutha fucking economy!"
Other American Soldier: "Who leaked our massive military renovation of all our vehicles to be able to function in combat situations in a winter weather environment that we couldn't complete in time before we had to sell this war to the idiot public on the prevailing social and political winds??"
First Dude: "Probably someone working on the project that has friends who ARE CANADIAN!"

You couldn't even put protective blast shielding on your vehicles before you ran off to fight in a country that you knew might dissolve into a massive underground campaign of anonymous and sudden violence in close urban combat settings.

By the time that you attempted and failed to route our forces, as you have failed to route men with AK's out of hills in Afghanistan, although you have a much larger force stationed there than we currently have offered to assist you for some idiotic reason and sacrifice our blood for your former political policy, as well as trying to occupy a land mass second only to Russia, with harsh, inhospitable terrain, and a populace utterly hostile, betrayed, and proud people who would, don't get me wrong, some would, but depending on the severity of your attack and occupation of civilian centers, would not help you in any way, as nobody would work, and you would have to pacify all the young men that I know would resist such a thing.

Your country would have lost the domestic, foreign, and political capital to continue to wage war on an obviously peaceful, well liked nation of the world community. Germans, Japanese people, Brits, French dudes, South Americans, North Americans, and people who play on XBox Live would fucking hate you from every corner of the globe. It would be seen as a monumental error in human history, where two well build and structured, peaceful, healthy, and productive nations on this fucked up rock collide and utterly destroy each other. Your nation rich, but divided left and right to the point of riot and civil war, and ours waiting for you to leave and realize that a move such as war would constitute the birth of a new fascist state in the US of A, where occupation and domination are acceptable means of preserving your standard of living.

You think that the left wing half of the country would ever support a war like this? It's unthinkable. You'd destroy and destabilize what is your main trading partner, and sow chaos on the North American continent. With your military withdrawing from Iraq, and losing in Afghanistan, and with your bleak economy, you would become overstretched, your economy may fail, and you lose the ability to defend the territory you destabilized from an advancing Russia, intent on claiming your abandoned natural resources that we deny you access to through arson, sabotage, destruction of oil producing facilities (we could always drill for more in Alberta after everyone leaves our country). You would be forced to patrol and defend disputed territory from Russia, who would, by attacking Canada, promise the local populations freedom in exchange for support, and then conquer Canada themselves. Naturally American acquisition of a short fly over the bearing sea, and a boon of natural resources by force of arms would be seen as a provocative attempt to gain enough oil and space for a staging are to launch and destroy Russian forces while not risking American cities as strategic targets for Russian counterattack.

To operate our facilities, you would need to import skilled labor from the US to fill those positions, unless you hold us at gunpoint and order us to work. You presumably believe that controlling us would be easy after you kill our families and at LEAST take from us our loved ones serving in the military. Outrage and dissent would be rampant for a freedom stolen is a rage born. Name one country that you maintain physical and dictatorial sway over on this globe, with American administrators, and American military personnel patrolling the streets? can you? Iraq, the country you are leaving? Afghanistan, another quagmire for the American empire?

Another thing, While you stay in our cities, please feel free to find yourselves at home with our McDonalds, 7-11's, Suburban Houses, and mounds of Americanized consumer junk that you shovel down our throats. I'm sure the treasure's gathered will be worth it. I'm sure gaining more retail space and warehouses, more empty houses, more mouths to feed and policing our cities, and all those good things that come along with occupation would be worth it. Might provide some jobs though, eh?

Blockade:

America puts a blockade on Canada. Canada withers economically without US assistance. Canada eventually caves.

a: False.

America withers as Canada denies access to drinking water and electricity to large portions of the US, leaving millions of people high and dry in the dark.


"Alliance":
America forms a "security" pact with "Canada", something of a new world order conspiracy theory.

a: Either Or

America is ripped apart internally by Left Wing, and dissent over such a blatant display of the highly unpopular One World Government idea. America could also pull it off, given the state that television has left the brains of all the citizens in both our countries.




Peace

Eh, nothing more than the yanks deserve... Noting of course that one idiot on an early morning TV show doesn't = the entire country, but seriously, your foreign policy situation has been waving between "disastrous" to "yeah, we're going to have to amputate the berries and the twig"

You shoot your mouth off about people who have served and died in a war that you asked them to go fight with you, you deserve to get your teeth kicked down your throat.

America has such an adorable hat!

I'm an American and I really, really like Canada. I want to be clear that Fox News does not speak for Americans, it speaks for Rupert Murcock.

Unfortunately Truck it's easy and it seems really desirable for a lot of people to assume somehow that the idiot from that show is a spokes person for anyone other than his own shoe... in my mind making them very nearly as ignorant.

Go Canada!!!

Where's South Park when ya need em? "Blame Canada!"

This is only slightly less stupid than Fox's statements. Same type of "my cock is bigger than yours" bullshit. It would be much more effective if they took the higher road and mocked nationalism instead.

Sandman,

This hour has 22 minutes is a comedy show. Their goal is to get laughs, not to be some moral compass or to provide fair and objective criticism.

The United States of Canada and its neighbor... Jesusland

>> ^mentality:
Sandman,
This hour has 22 minutes is a comedy show. Their goal is to get laughs, not to be some moral compass or to provide fair and objective criticism.


Kinda sad how easy it is for viewers to differentiate between 'news' and parody news at this point, eh?

This Hour has been around longer than the Daily Show.

>> ^mentality:
Sandman,
This hour has 22 minutes is a comedy show. Their goal is to get laughs, not to be some moral compass or to provide fair and objective criticism.


Isn't that what red eye was doing?