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I put the Comedy tag, because you really need to watch to understand. The pictures next to Phelps make it. The way he describes Carlin is priceless.
I'd almost swear that Carlin has possessed Phelps and is using this as his last laugh.
"George Carlin is in Hell. Deal with it."
I'd almost swear that Carlin has possessed Phelps and is using this as his last laugh.
"George Carlin is in Hell. Deal with it."
Let's just say for a sec that God is out there.. I'm astounded by the arrogant conceit by these guys that actually claim to be able to speak for God. What the hell do they know?
If you are a Christian, and you believe that Christ was God in the form of man come to pay for all the sin in the world, then who are you to determine who doesn't get that gift??? HUH?
Doesn't sound like much of a gift to me if God went through all that trouble to supernaturally cure the world of sin debt only to have this mutt's mess of clashing religions trying to sort it all out.
If Jesus WAS the real deal then EVERYONE goes you idiots. It's called forgiveness and the whole point of Christianity.
I tire of religious dumbasses.
Carlin is on the roof of some house.
Sounds like god needs to lighten up if you ask me.
The choir singing "faith is a victory" while the graphic shows ridiculously hateful signboards is a neatly encapsulated argument about why faith is NOT a victory: subjective observations are not the same as verifiable truth!
yeah fred, i'm sure george is screaming up at us.
edit: you gotta love the "and god said go forth and preach my gospel to the world" with the "god hates fags" sign flying around the screen. everyone knows that jesus wanted every christian to preach hate to the world. that's why he dieded on the crossifications.
one day all the BDSM hookers and kid touching will be revealed, and what will they say then? all the tears in the world won't be enough. i hope they'll wrap themselves in god hates fags signs and burn themselves in effigy, but we all know that hypocrites are too weak in character to do something so pure and just.
"Then he shall ask of Lazarus to descend upon him and place his finger where the evil itchy stick once lay and Lazarus shall cool his anus, relieving him from the pain of the Carlin."
MrConrads 4: verses 69 and 72
I'd be proud of that obituary.
When I look at this guy, I just see the face of christian love and fellowship, guilded by forgiveness and love...
“Judge not, that you be not judged. For with what judgment you judge, you will be judged; and with the measure you use, it will be measured back to you."
- JC
And he'd pray for him.
Neat, he says the book of Isaiah mentioned Carlin by name.
I know! That's awesome! I'm looking that passage up right now...
[minutes later]
Wait a minute! I've been hoodwinked!
*cult anyone ?
Ask and ye shall receive.
"George Carlin - the filthy blasphemer, the obscene potty-mouthed skeptic, agnostic and profane atheist who had nothing but disdain for God and the Bible."
I'd be proud of that obituary.
Amen
As an Atheist I am a person who disbelieves the existence of a god or gods.
As an Agnostic I am a person who doesn't know whether there is a god or gods, however, remain open to evidence which would prove they exist.
The two are not mutually exclusive.
Therefore, I don't know if there are any gods, and can remain agnostic to that position, while still not believing in the existence of them.
And, I know, that all looks like a lot of wordplay, however, it is how I see the terms in the way I look at the world and universe and the most simplistic way I can describe it.
>> ^Jordass:
That doesnt quite make sense to me Raigen. As an Agnostic you dont know but as an atheist you know. As an atheist you have a belief and as an agnostic you you're not sure so it seems to me that though there is a fine line you cant be both. You either think you know and stand by your belief or you dont so if you KNOW there is no god then how can you be not sure?
Can you actually be agnostic and atheist at the same time?
I don't think that Carlin ever hated God, because Carlin didn't believe in God.
We should all be very sorry for his angry ass.
Of course, we should be more sorry for the family that have followed in his footsteps and doomed their children to a life of hatred.
If you haven't, you should watch the Loius Theroux doco on these nutjobs... scary stuff.
If anyone is going to hell, it's gonna be Fred Phelps. Preaching hatred and ignorance doesn't sit well with the big guy upstairs.
You hit the nail on the head there. And please people dont lump real Christians in with this moron or any of the "God hates fags" church. Its like assuming every mexican in America jumped the border. Its rather infuriating.
Is this guy sitting on a toilet? The look on his face makes it seem like he's pinching a loaf.
TOO TRUE, TOO FUNNY!! Its a good thing he waits till Mr Carlin dead to spew angry metaphorical bullshit aboout him
You guys do realize that by sifting and upvoting this you do Phelps a favor by spreading his words? This should be ignored, not spread.
Ignoring ignorance doesn't tend to do much good. However, discussing it does. On the other hand, I can't imagine many people doing anything but laughing their arse completely off! I gotta say that with a little editing, this would be worthy to play at Carlin's funeral! It had me rolling in the aisles.
As for going to hell... if it does exist, I'd rather go there if it has people with senses of humor like George Carlin. I want to be where all the sinners that made people laugh are. Can you imagine how boring heaven would be if it only contained those people that this guy considers worthy? Heaven would then be my subjective hell, and vice-versa!
Oh, and this Phelps guy reminds me of Sharia Muslims.